Dr Stymies Outdoors Crew

Dr. Stymie’s Lab Outdoors

Official Gear for Scientifically Questionable Adventures

Welcome to Dr. Stymie’s Lab Outdoors, where the laboratory has no walls, the experiments rarely go according to plan, and almost anything can be justified in the name of field research.

The Dr. Stymie’s Lab Outdoors Shirt, Crewneck, and Hoodie are made for those who would rather spend their time fishing, hunting, camping, grilling, golfing, throwing heavy things, sitting around a fire, or generally investigating whether life really is better outside.

You don’t need to specialize in Bassology, Deerology, Campology, Fireology, Grillology, Golfology, or Highland Games 101 to join the research team. Sometimes the best experiment is simply getting outdoors, gathering a few friends, and seeing what happens.

Possible side effects of wearing Dr. Stymie’s Lab Outdoors gear include spontaneous fishing trips, unexplained purchases at sporting-goods stores, excessive campfire sitting, questionable stories about the one that got away, and referring to an entire weekend of doing absolutely nothing productive as “field work.”

Perfect for the boat, campground, hunting camp, golf course, backyard, festival, cabin, or anywhere else serious scientific inquiry might require a cooler.

Get outside. Conduct research. Question the results. Repeat.

TRUST ME, I’M A DOCTOR.