Guitarology 301

The Advanced Scientific Study of Picks, Plugs, Pedals & Pure Tone

Welcome to Dr. Stymie’s Lab Music Division, where we’ve completed the introductory courses, survived the genre experiments, and are finally ready to investigate one of music’s most powerful pieces of laboratory equipment: the guitar.

Guitarology 301 dives into the advanced science of strings, pickups, amplifiers, effects pedals, tone, technique, and the never-ending search for that perfect sound. Dr. Stymie has assembled an impressive collection of guitars and enough equipment to ensure the experiment can be heard several houses away.

After extensive testing, the Lab has developed a working formula:

Guitar + Amp + Pedals + Good Vibes = PURE TONE

Perfect for guitarists, music teachers, garage-band veterans, collectors, students, weekend musicians, and anyone who knows the correct number of guitars to own is always one more than you currently have.

Possible side effects include rearranging pedalboards at midnight, debating tube amps versus solid state, buying another guitar because “this one has a completely different tone,” and spending 45 minutes adjusting knobs before actually playing anything.

Dr. Stymie’s conclusion?

“Finding your tone requires experimentation. Preferably at unreasonable volume.”

PICKS • PLUGS • PEDALS • PURE TONE

Dr. Stymie’s Lab Music Division Trust Me, I’m a Doctor.

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