Musicology 101
Musicology 101
Musicology 101
The Scientific Study of Sound, Rhythm & Questionable Talent
Welcome to Dr. Stymie’s Lab Music Division, where music isn’t simply enjoyed. It’s measured, amplified, analyzed, and occasionally played much louder than necessary.
Musicology 101 is the introductory course for anyone who believes life deserves a better soundtrack. Dr. Stymie and Research Assistant #001 are investigating the mysterious forces of rhythm, melody, harmony, tempo, dynamics, improvisation, volume, and emotional response to finally answer one of science’s greatest questions:
Why does a great song make it impossible to sit still?
After extensive experimentation, Dr. Stymie has developed one working theory:
Rhythm + Melody + Volume + Emotion = MUSIC
Perfect for musicians, music teachers, band members, concert lovers, vinyl collectors, garage-band veterans, shower singers, air-guitar champions, and anyone who has ever turned the volume knob past the point labeled reasonable.
Available on shirts, crewnecks, and hoodies, Musicology 101 is your official uniform for musical experimentation.
Possible side effects include spontaneous foot tapping, dashboard drumming, unnecessary guitar solos, singing incorrect lyrics with tremendous confidence, and telling everyone, “Wait... this is the best part.”
Dr. Stymie’s advice?
“If it sounds good, repeat the experiment.”
AMPLIFIED • SCIENTIFICALLY QUESTIONABLE • BEST PLAYED LOUD
Dr. Stymie’s Lab Trust Me, I’m a Doctor.
Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
- 6 oz. 100% USA cotton
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
- Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Tear away label
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |
Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Hood
- 8 oz.,
- 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Classic fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Pouch pocket
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
Gildan G180 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Fleece Crew
- 8 oz.,
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fabric
- Classic fit
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 20" | 33" | |
| M | 22" | 34" | |
| L | 24" | 35" | |
| XL | 26" | 36" | |
| 2XL | 28" | 37" | |
| 3XL | 30" | 38" | |
| 4XL | 32" | 39" | |
| 5XL | 34" | 40" |