Coffeeology 101
Coffeeology 101
Coffeeology 101
The Scientific Study of Caffeine-Fueled Education
Welcome to Dr. Stymie’s Lab, where coffee isn’t just a beverage, it’s an essential piece of classroom equipment. Coffeeology 101 examines the delicate relationship between caffeine, patience, student questions, early mornings, grading marathons, and a teacher’s ability to form complete sentences before the first bell.
Through extensive field research, Dr. Stymie has determined that the educational process functions best when the instructor is properly caffeinated. Side effects may include improved attitude, increased tolerance for repeated questions, spontaneous lesson planning, and the dangerous belief that one more cup is probably a good idea.
Remember: Without caffeine, the experiment fails.
CLASSROOM TESTED • SCIENTIFICALLY QUESTIONABLE • STUDENT APPROVE
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