Research Assistant
Dr. Stymie’s Lab Research Assistant Collection
Every great scientist needs a Research Assistant, especially when the experiments involve questionable ideas, heavy equipment, and snacks.
The Dr. Stymie’s Lab Research Assistant Collection is for the loyal sidekicks, helpers, partners, spouses, friends, and four-legged assistants who somehow get recruited into Dr. Stymie’s latest experiment.
Featuring our official Research Assistant badge, this collection lets everyone know you’re an important member of the Lab, even if nobody has explained exactly what your job is yet.
Ideas Tested • Equipment Carried • Results Questionable
Dr. Stymie’s Lab Trust Me, I’m a Doctor.
Gildan 3000 Light Cotton T-Shirt
- 4.45 oz.yd² (US)
- 7.4 oz. L yd (CA)
- 100% U.S. cotton, 30 singles
- Ash Grey is 99% polyester, 1% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% black polyester, 10% cotton
- Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather & Safety colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Features Innovation you can feel. Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology, the Gildan®
- Light Cotton family has been remastered for improved printability, quality and comfort you can see and feel.
- Modern classic fit
- Narrow width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- High-performing recycled tearaway label
- Made With Respect Gildan partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White
Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Hood
- 8 oz.,
- 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Classic fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Pouch pocket
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
Gildan G180 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Fleece Crew
- 8 oz.,
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend fabric
- Classic fit
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 20" | 33" | |
| M | 22" | 34" | |
| L | 24" | 35" | |
| XL | 26" | 36" | |
| 2XL | 28" | 37" | |
| 3XL | 30" | 38" | |
| 4XL | 32" | 39" | |
| 5XL | 34" | 40" |